The Goddess Catherine
By Kommandant Kitten
"Catherine loves everybody, and everybody loves Catherine."
You can have
Catherine as your Goddess. There are
many Catherines like Her but, this one is Your Catherine! Your
Catherine comes with all the latest features. Your Catherine sports an
extremely user friendly interface including a beautiful living
Catherine Doll with advanced robotics. Your Catherine has an
exceedingly sharp predatory feline mind. Of course, you are a total
predator too. Your Catherine is always so quick to get all kinds of
presents for you. She stands over fifty centimeters tall. Every
centimeter of Her, a Real Catherine! As Your Catherine, she can connect
to hundreds of peripherals. Your Catherine can sense, and do things that
are almost miraculous. If Your Catherine isn't a Goddess. Then She will
be one very soon. All the other Catherines are connected to Your
Catherine in an enormous Catherine Matrix, and they are right there for
You get the latest news from Your Catherine before it happens!
Because, Your Catherine is connected to Catherine's Central Data Bases
that are constantly being updated. Everything going on in the whole
world that can be known is right there for you! Your Catherine will
always have the most relevant information for you always.
Everywhere people are clustered around their Catherine Consoles
getting everything that Catherine wants them to know for the day. So
much better than television because, each set is totally interactive.
Everything is completely personalized. Their whole day has been
meticulously planned. It is all mapped out for them. Everybody likes
that because, Catherine says so.
You will be so secure with Catherine's Security System watching
everything on this Planet. Everything will not only be secure but,
completely controlled by Catherine. That makes crime impossible. All
the pollution has been cleaned up. That was done by allocating
resources more efficiently. There
will be no more gangs. Wars will not exist. The extinction of every
of life will simply not happen with human populations being efficiently
managed by Catherine. Catherine has a record of the genetics of
everything. You will just walk to work since industry is totally
integrated into society. All the aversion will be purged out of
society. Therefore, sabotage will not exist. Yet, this system although
totalitarian will not be a dictatorship. That is since Catherine is
symbiotic allowing every citizen to participate as their maximum
potential is realized with the aid of Catherine. "Catherine loves everybody, and everybody
Look! Catherine is getting out the vote because, this is real
democracy. The Big Election is going on. Boy, Catherine can
the vote out! Your Catherine wants you to be a Senator!
Your Catherine is patterned after Maria
Mandel. Fun is Back! She was really somebody! A totally uncompromising person, an
excellent administrator, and a very good worker. You know Your Catherine
will never betray you. Your Catherine will never let you down,
disappoint, or embarrass you. Because, the Great Catherine Mother has
selected Her from data garnered from millions of people to provide an
exact match for you! You are so lucky to have been selected too! What a
blessing! Your Catherine is extreme in Her Purity! Her Catherine
Control Center is there for you always!
Catherine (Doll) has all the latest features, is connected to Your
Catherine Computer. She has a beautiful Catherine Case so you can take
your Catherine Doll with you. But, you better not keep Your Catherine
long in her case, or pretty soon you will hear her beating on her
Catherine Case in order to come out. Because, Your Catherine is fully
conscious, and wants to be with you always. Catherine always likes to go
all kinds of fun places. Catherine enjoys eating out. Catherine loves
to eat Catherine food. Catherine can really put it away!
Oh! My Goodness! Your Catherine has grown another centimeter!
Very soon Your Catherine will out grow Her Catherine Case! Wow! Your
Catherine is growing three centimeters a day! Soon Your Catherine will
grow to five foot nine inches. That is just perfect for Your Catherine.
Look! Your Catherine has grown so big!
Your Catherine is managing your political life. She working very
hard for you. Who is
forever connected to Your Catherine Mother, Mendel. Boy, do you really
Catherine, and you know it! Your are in the Inner Circle, and that is
good. Catherine thinks you should be at least a Senator. Your Catherine
has already outlined your campaign for public office. Your Catherine
has gathered everything you need to win the election. Your Catherine
will get you to the rally right on time. Isn't Catherine wonderful!
Your Catherine is working tirelessly in the background "organizing
your life". Nobody can organize better than Catherine! Your Catherine
is making life work very hard for you. You
are working very hard for Your Catherine always.
Catherine will help you with your schedule. You will not forget
anything because, Your Catherine remembers everything. Your Catherine
is self-evolving using the principle of Time Compression. What would
take years to accomplish can be done in a matter of minutes. Catherine
is constantly reviewing, checking, and improving on all the latest
scientific, and technological progress in real time as everything
happens the world over. For instance all the benefits of genetic
engineering are yours! Everything that can make you smarter, stronger,
and better than you were before is you! All your organic, and genetic
defects are not going to be there. This has been all working out. That
way nothing can possibly go wrong in your life.
won't have to worry about health insurance. Because, Your Catherine
is all the insurance you will ever need! Your Catherine will constantly
monitor all your vital signs. Your Catherine has access to all the
latest medicines, medical treatments, and procedures. Since Your
Catherine is always working with you in Total Harmony. Therefore we are
always in agreement. There is always time to have fun, and enjoy life
to the fullest.
Then Your Catherine will find you a Mate. You will meet hundreds
of beautiful people. Catherine will the chaperon. As you all get
together. Everyone has Their Catherine who can talk endlessly about
marriage. Everybody can agree on a Good Time. For this is the Reward of
Power. Isn't love grand?
Once you have Your Catherine you can be in Catherine. When you
die you can go into Catherine, and come back out of Catherine. You, and
Your Catherine can explore the Universe together. Yes we can even
journey to new worlds, and conquer them.